Spreadable Pornstar Martini is now a thing – and we’re not sure how we feel about it
Breakfast is about to get WILD
BREAKFAST in bed is about to get an upgrade, because spreadable pornstar martini now exists - and we don't know how to feel.
The preserve is available to buy at - so you can get your passionfruit and vodka fix way before happy hour.
The spreadable toast topper is yours for less than a tenner - and Firebox even sell a gin and a whisky version, too.
Made from ripe passion fruit puree, oranges and other citrus fruits, it also contains a twist of vodka - but Firebox say it's "basically impossible" to get tipsy.
And while we're not 100% sure it can top Nutella, we do think the boozy marmalade sounds pretty tempting.
Speaking to , Caitlin Parry, Head of Product Development at Firebox.com said: "Marmalade is the unsung hero of breakfast time, so we're aiming to bring this zesty spread back from the dead."
"We've given it a tantalising makeover, infused it with booze and added a steamy aphrodisiac in the form of passionfruit," continued Caitlin.
"It's unlike anything you've ever had on morning toast before.
"This cheeky concoction contains no alcohol, as it's all cooked off during the creation process, so you don't have to worry about drunkenly stumbling through the door into work at 9am."
We're buying in bulk - and we'll definitely be trying the gin version too.
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