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You can’t call your kid Facebook in Mexico! These are 12 illegal baby names from around the world

Parents are banned from calling their kids Sex Fruit, Traffic and even Tom

WHEN it comes to naming their babies, some parents have some fairly wacky ideas.

Yesterday, we revealed some of the daftest monikers kids are saddled with, including Kimoynce and Chandalier.

Would you name this cutie Terminator or Sex Fruit
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Would you name this cutie Terminator or Sex FruitCredit: Getty Images

But all over the world there are baby names that have been outlawed  - ranging from the weirdness of Circumcision to the totally inoffensive Tom.

Here are eleven of the illegal baby names from around the world.

 

Facebook

The state of Sonora in Mexico had a trend of parents giving their babies silly names and had to pass a law banning names which are "derogatory, pejorative, discriminatory or lacking in meaning". Facebook was one of the monikers banned

It's not OK to name your kid after a social media site
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It's not OK to name your kid after a social media siteCredit: Facebook

Metallica

A Swedish couple were denied a passport for their daughter after naming her after their favourite rock band.

 

Circumcision

It may be beyond belief that anyone would even consider calling their child this, but it’s banned in Mexico.

 

Traffic

This one is banned in also banned in Mexico.

Surname Jam? Traffic has been banned as a baby name
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Surname Jam? Traffic has been banned as a baby nameCredit: Getty Images

Tom

Hard to believe anyone could find this classic name offensive but apparently the Portuguese authorities are not fans.

They have banned nicknames from birth certificates, meaning Tomas is allowed but Tom isn’t.

 

Pieandsauce

Food lovers in Australia may have taken their culinary passion too far if the government hadn’t banned this one. In case you haven’t worked it out it’s basically “pie and sauce.”

Babies could be banned from having passports if their name it too out there
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Babies could be banned from having passports if their name it too out thereCredit: Getty Images

Burger King

Even if baby is a whopper you can’t saddle it with this fast food tag if you live Down Under.

 

Sex Fruit

This charming moniker is one of 77 banned in New Zealand.

 

4Real

Someone in New Zealand actually wanted to call their kid this – for real. Luckily this is also banned.

Akuma

This one sounds quite pretty, granted. But Japanese parents are not allowed this one because it literally means “The Devil.”

 

 

The Termininator

Mexico again. The Mexican baby-naming banners are kept pretty busy in Sonoro

 

 

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Swedish parents invented this one as a protest against baby naming laws.

Apparently it’s pronounced “Albin.”

 

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Fans of the Arnie film really shouldn't take it too farCredit: Sky Movies