Lad gets TESCO slogan tattooed above his PENIS after downing three litres of cider
Liam tells Tattoo Fixers he had the idea for the inking after seeing a carrier bag blowing in the wind
A LAD with so many tattoos they ‘morph into one’ has admitted to one major regret – having the Tesco logo tattooed above his penis.
Liam, from Cheltenham, shocked the Tattoo Fixers with his supermarket themed inking, complete with the slogan “Every Little Helps.”
The tattoo even had an arrow pointed to his manhood.
The 23-year-old told the E4 programme he had the inking after getting drunk.
He said: “I thought it was a good idea to get a stupid tattoo in a very stupid place after three litres of cider, and it was just the worst mistake I ever made.
“That day is a blur. It looks absolutely stupid.”
He added: “I saw a carrier bag blowing in the wind and thought I’d get this phrase tattooed.”
After seeing the shocking logo, receptionist Paisley joked: “What about Sainsbury’s ‘Taste the Difference’”.
Liam also revealed that he had shown his tattoo in the supermarket and added: “I didn’t even get a discount.”
He also revealed his copious tattoos, which cover parts of his face and most of his body, scare people he meets.
He said: “People get the wrong impression of me sometimes. They think I’m some sort of a murdering serial killer that’s going to rob your nan’s pension.
“I’d just cuddle you to death. I’m soft as anything.”
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He added: “How many tattoos have I had? They’ve morphed into one to be honest.
“I’ve had some pretty shoddy tattoos but ever since I had my first one I’ve wanted more and more.”
“I’ve got a moustache on one finger and the word moustache on another finger, I have a farting Tasmanian devil on my a***.
“I’ve got a dagger on my face, a cut throat razor, a cross under my eye.
“I don’t regret anything I’ve done. I’m happy to show off my tattoos, although there is one tattoo I definitely like to keep hidden.”
Sketch was happy to lend his own little bit to help – covering the offending tatt with a cheeky shark in a tweed coat and hat.
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