Actor tries out VERY lewd Tinder chat-up lines on women in real life for an eye-opening social experiment
How would you react if somebody stopped you in the street and said this?
THIS man has taken to the streets to try out the crude Tinder chat-up lines every single lady is sick of hearing.
Actor Jolyon Rubinstein stops strangers on the streets in the bizarre social experiment, which sees him hassle dozens of random women in London.
The 35-year-old even wears a giant iPhone Tinder profile costume, with the name ‘Zach’ written on the front, in the – which was created by dating app TrueView.
Among Jolyon’s irresistible chat-up lines are “do you want to be my next gratification?”
He even asked one lady: “I just wondered if you wanted to have a distorted online interaction?
“A couple of months of confusing and quite cryptic text messages, before coming to meet me and realise I’m not exactly who I said I was.”
Next up in Jolyon’s attempts to snare women by chasing after them and putting crosses or hearts on their backs, to signal whether or not he ‘likes’ them.
Jolyon tells one woman: “I just feel like connection really lies in a perfectly executed string of emojis”, and he goes on to test the theory with a hilarious chain of innuendos.
Among them are: ‘I will get my key out and put it in your lock’, ‘I would put my aubergine in your peach’, and ‘let me put my cockerel in your mailbox’.
An attempt to schmooze a lady at an outdoor book stall on the South Bank
Zach: So you’re really into nude photography?
Woman: No I’m not.
Zach: No neither am I.
Woman: Are you working here?
Zach: I mean, am I working here? Not really no.
Woman: Just wandering around talking to girls?
Zach: Are you down to f*** or?
Woman: Seriously?!
Illicit Encounters
Zach: Maybe we should go on a date?
Woman: I’m married.
Zach: I’m married as well. It doesn’t matter anymore.
Fate's path
Zach: You just crossed my path.
Woman: Oh, sorry.
Zach: No it’s fine. I think it’s probably meant to be.
He then tears into the classic Tinder photo dilemma.
Jolyon tells one woman: “Usually I have a different profile here. Usually it’s just a shot of me surfing in Thailand.”
And another: “This is me in an orphanage in Malawi. I do a lot of work for charity.”
Then finally: “All of my photos are of me with my friends, so you can’t tell who I am, because I’m scared that you might not find me attractive, and then you won’t let me have sex with you.”
Not the nicest offer
Zach: You’ve got such beautiful teeth.
Woman: Thanks!
Zach: I’d love to see them around my c***.
He doesn't give up
Zach: Do you like giving b***jobs on the first date?
Woman: No!
Zach: No meaning yes, or?
Woman: I mean I could just go down on you?
Zach: Also no.
The video ends with the app’s creators asking: “You wouldn’t date like this offline. So why do it online? His real name isn’t even Zach.”
Why indeed? To be honest, I’m not sure this sort of chat goes down well even on Tinder – but that doesn’t mean it will stop creepy guys trying their luck.