Mum branded a ‘sex offender’ after confessing to getting way too steamy with her hubby in a cinema
The Mumsnet user confessed she and her partner had mutual orgasms while watching an afternoon flick
A SAUCY mum was branded a “sex offender” after confessing to performing sex acts in a cinema.
One Mumsnet user got a little afternoon delight when she and her husband and ended up “masturbating each other” in the cinema.
But when she confessed to the forum, she was slammed as “gross” and “disgusting” by angry mums.
The opening post read: “DH (darling husband) and I have a fairly active sex life, usually have sex around 3 times a week although lately it has been more often. When we were younger (46 and 42 now) we were more adventurous, lots of dressing up, toys and DH used to love filming me which I'm not into anymore. He's quite an exhibitionist and I suppose I am too.
“Whenever we go to the cinema he loves to touch me and the last few times we've gone we've ended up masturbating each other and we've both came.
“I should add at this point that it's usually at least a certificate 15 film so there are no young kids around. We also tend to go to the early afternoon shows which aren't so busy so I'm not sitting next to anyone at the time.
“I can't deny that I get really turned on but have worried recently about the prospect of being caught and the police being involved. We both work with vulnerable groups and have been disclosure checked for our jobs so any criminal charge of a sexual nature would be very serious. DH isn't worried but I am.
“We don't openly touch one another so that it's obvious. No flashing at strangers.”
At least she wasn’t copping off during a kids’ movie – but the Mumsnet users were not happy.
One outraged mum ranted: “You'd be put on the sex offenders register with a conviction for outraging public decency.
“If you work in a notifiable occupation your employers would be notified of your arrest.
Another wrote: “You would certainly lose your job on conviction. Plus, that's disgusting.”
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One user added: “Criminal record, name in local paper, failed DBS, lost job. Avoid the cinema.”
Msrisotto wrote: “Ewww that's so gross! It's SO unfair to drag unsuspecting strangers into your sex fantasy. I do not want to be in the same room as you when you're doing that thank you very much. I may not be a child, but have some respect.”
Some of the mums on the forum did see the funny side of the confession though.
One wrote: “Can't think of many places less appealing to get my rocks off than a popcorn strewn sticky floored cinema.”
Another joked: “And I thought the floors were sticky because of spilled Fanta....”
Another Mumsnet user recently sparked a debate after revealing she was planning to serve inedible food to other people's children.
A mum who claimed childcare issues were stopping her working also got some serious abuse on a recent post.