GOT YOUR GOAT?
YouTuber JaackMaate releases another laugh-out-loud video about the types of people everybody can’t stand…and these Chase contestants top the list
The vlogger knocks it out the park again with this hilarious clip
ANYONE one who follows Jaack Maate knows that when one of his videos drop, you are in for a treat.
Each weekly vlog is like a mini comedy show available to stream on your phone and his latest doesn’t disappoint.
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The Ricky Gervais style comedian tackles the kind of people we all can’t stand in the hilarious six minute monologue.
From the buff gym grunters to the middle aged women who complain in restaurants, here are the people who get Jack’s goat…
Chase contestants who accept the minus offer
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Top of Jack’s list was the frustrating Chase contestants who take Bradley’s minus offer on The Chase.
In the YouTube video uploaded to , Jack said: “You see them don’t you?! Sally with a bob, ‘Oh I’m going to take the minus offer please Bradley’. Are you Sally, are you? Are you?
"Well I hope you lose Sally. I hope Anne Frosty Knickers does you."
Noisy men in the gym
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Jack said: “Why is it that every time you pick up a weight, you need to let out an almighty roar?
“Take it easy. F*** me, have a Twinings mate.
“If you rip that beautiful chest of yours that tribal tattoo ain't ever going to be the same again.”
People who correct your spelling online
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Jack explained that he recently posted a tweet referring to Anne Frank’s diary but he accidentally wrote “dairy”.
He said: “I thought to myself for a second: ‘should I delete this and start again?’
“But a part of my brain went ‘No, everyone on Twitter will know what you mean, they’ll get it they’ll let it slide'.
“And then I remembered what the internet actually f***ing is.”
Within two minutes the vlogger had more than 60 replies pointing out his error.
Middle aged women in Wetherspoons
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Next up on Jack’s hit list are the middle aged women who just can’t help but complain in a restaurant and try to get money off the bill.
The annoying mums, who he nicknamed Linda, are the ones who are always first to refuse to pay - much to the embarrassment of their kids.
Jack characterised the fussy eaters as “usually about 47/48 years old” with short hair, knee high boots and “they usually go to the bingo on a Wednesday”.
People who chew loudly
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Jack said: “It’s not just the fact that they are chewing loudly and it’s irritating us. It’s mainly because we’re British and we can’t tell them.”
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