Deport scum like illegal immigrant Abdi Waise… they can make their appeals by Skype
Sun columnist Kelvin asks why an illegal immigrant rapist was allowed to target more fwomen because of 'human rights'

WHY on earth is the vile Abdi Waise still in our country? An illegal immigrant from Somalia, he raped a young woman he snatched off the streets and was released at the turn of the year after serving six years of an eight-year sentence.
You would have thought he would have been deported immediately but, wanting to stay in a liberal nation that had given him so much, he appealed on human rights grounds. And what did he do while waiting to hear the court’s verdict? He did what he does best — kidnap one schoolgirl and try to abduct four others in Hornsey, North London.
On Wednesday, 28-year-old Waise, right, was convicted one more time and will be sentenced next week. This is my issue.
With modern technologies — Skype, FaceTime and the like — why don’t we deport pieces of scum like Waise immediately after they are released from prison and then use the video tech to allow them to make their appeal from the land of their birth?
I saw no sign that she was prepared to deal firmly with outrageous cases or for that matter throw out illegals
It would clearly make our country safer and the fact that the criminal is inconvenienced is an added bonus.
There is much talk of what a tough old bird Theresa May is. Really? Correct me if I’m wrong but in the six years she was at the Home Office I saw no sign that she was prepared to deal firmly with outrageous cases like Waise, or for that matter throw out illegals.
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I have no idea if Amber Rudd, the new Home Secretary, is any good. Don’t listen to the political commentators, as they thought Osborne was a genius and today he can be found selling The Big Issue outside Green Park Tube.
The only thing I know about Ms Rudd is that she used to get bloody annoyed when Boris Johnson would come up to say: “Is it all go, Amber?”
On the serious point, we need to throw out these violent illegals as soon as possible. The tech is there. Don’t wait for the appeal.
SAW the new Ab Fab movie – more a chuckle than a belly laugh – where Jerry Hall had a walk-on part. My bet is that girl will go far.
BARCLAYS DEAL A DISASTER

HAVING lost all his future thanks to Robert Maxwell stealing his pension, Radio Times warehouseman Reg Williams needed money and made a fateful error. He fell into the hands of the charlatans who run Barclays bank.
Back in the early Nineties he went to the bank and after a brief chat quietly borrowed £20,000 interest-free, representing 25 per cent of the value of his three-bed home in Hornchurch, Essex.
Under the plan, Barclays would receive 75 per cent of the increase in the value plus the original loan.
The deal was called a Shared Appreciation Mortgage. For God’s sake, keep away from them.
This deal was a disaster. Reg died last year and the family have discovered that with the house now valued at £320,000, Barclays will collect their 75 per cent, worth £180,000, plus the original £20k – a total of £200,000, a 900 per cent return on their investment. As his son Colin tells me: “If Mum ever needed to go into care how long would the little money she has left last? No time.”
Criminal or what? Ordinary customers without, at the very least, Accountancy Part One need to be protected from banks. All banks. There’s a current outdoor poster campaign from Lloyds which reads: “By your side for 250 years.”
Be more truthful if it said: “Stealing from your wallet for 250 years.”
They make me sick.
Suicide clean-up horror
YOU think you have a tough job, well read this.
In Monday’s column I mentioned that twice in a week there had been suicides on my rail line, disrupting the lives of tens of thousands of commuters and often permanently affecting the mental health of South West Trains’ drivers.
I learn from my army of spies out there that there are workers whose only job it is to collect the parts of the victims. At one stage everything was simply shoved into a sack.
These days the bits are laid out on a sheet in the human form to make sure all the pieces have been found.
After one suicide at a London station, a missing arm was found in the car park, and after one at a station in Surrey, the body parts were spread over a quarter of a mile.
To me it’s yet another example of the selfishness of suicide victims. Not only do they leave the gruesome job of identification to their nearest and dearest, not only do they damage the mental stability of rail and emergency service employees, they also create the macabre job of body part collecting.
I understand people wanting to kill themselves – especially members of the Labour Party right now – but why jump in front of a train and not a quiet box of pills?
If there are doctors and counsellors out there with the answer to this question I would like to hear from them.
● Do you need help? Contact The Samaritans on 116 123 or visit .
I’M rather taken with Ruth Davidson, the openly gay and down-to-earth leader of the Scottish Conservatives.
On meeting my colleague Gordon Smart for the first time she said: “So you’re the new editor of The Scottish Sun. Just want you to know, I’d love to shag Helen Mirren.”
Not a line you will hear from Mrs May, I suspect.
I'M 'ANDY' TO KNOW
THE thank yous roll in . . . Column reader Andy Wagstaff, from Coventry, was sent a renewal by M&S for £700 (he had been a customer for five years) and came to aspokesmansaid.com where he was quoted £180, a saving of £520.
And George McShane from Slough, Berks, was quoted £496 from Nationwide but came to and switched to Swinton for £196, saving a tasty £300.
l Love your saving stories. Send more to kelvin@the-sun.co.uk.
We had strict words
FOURTEEN years ago I was standing on the first tee with Len Goodman, who as a world champion dancer was well known in ballroom circles but unknown outside them, when he told me of his conundrum.
He was due to take his girlfriend Sue away to celebrate their “anniversary” but had been invited by the BBC to audition as a judge for a new show called Strictly Come Dancing.
Going to the audition would mean his date would be scrapped, with all the emotional irritability that accompanies such decisions.
He was in a quandary, but I was quite firm: “If you land the show you will be able to take Sue (now his wife) to every five-star hotel in the world. Don’t even think about it.”
And the rest is geography. He landed the job and for the past decade or more has brought much pleasure to millions as head judge.
Now Len, above, has announced the next series will be his last, although he will continue to judge the US version.
He will leave a wealthy man, which certainly wouldn’t be true before that call from the BBC as he was running a dance studio in Dartford, Kent, where he would charge the old dears just £5 for a lesson.
Apart from Len the only famous people to come out of Dartford lately were the Hatton Garden mob, who I suppose had to be quick on their toes.
Lady Luck only calls occasionally.
Like Len, do remember to go in feet first.
Empire of the pun
LIFTING gear business in Cradley, West Mids – Holtite.
On an off-licence delivery van in Porthmadog, Gwynedd – Making life richer . . . for the pourer.
In a café window in Dublin – Come in and get fed up.
On the reverse of an open and closed sign in Berkhamsted, Herts – Shut Happens.
Dog-walking service in Enderby, Leics – Rover and Out. On a carpenter’s truck in Brighton – Wooden it be nice.
Removal van in St Ives, Cambs – Phil the Van.
Pub in Kickham, County Tipperary – The Kickham Inn.
Café in Egham, Surrey – Eggham on Toast.
The punnies have the quality not the quantity today. Do keep sending them to kelvin@the-sun.co.uk.
I NOTE that Sara Cox filled in for Chris Evans on his Radio 2 breakfast show on Monday.
Clearly a case of Cox in for cocks out.