SEX APPEEL

I was left speechless after finding a very rude parsnip in my 19p bag of Tesco vegetables

A SHOPPER was stunned after spotting a very rude vegetable lurking in his bag of veggies from Tesco.

Matthew Whittaker, of Penwith in Cornwall, was sorting through his weekly shop when he spotted an unusually well-endowed parsnip.

He said he immediately showed the vegetable to wife Amy, 34, who burst into giggles when she saw its phallic shape.

Dad-of-two Matthew, 44, said: “We had a good laugh about it."

The couple, who found a carrot with cojones in a delivery two years ago, said they were left "rolling around laughing".

"It's the second time I've found a rude vegetable from the same Tesco," Matthew said.

"How lucky am I?

"I thought oh no, not again - why do these rude vegetables keep finding me?"

Matthew, a delivery driver, said he and Amy usually buy wonky carrots.

However, the store didn't have any in when they ordered - and he joked they sent "winky" ones instead.

"I guess it's just luck that I find the funny ones," he said.

“I just need a rude swede now and I'll have a full set."

DIRTY MIND

The pair chopped up their x-rated parsnip and had it with a roast dinner.

Back in 2019, a sexy strawberry shaped like a woman's bottom sent the internet into a frenzy.

The suggestible picture, posted by saucy social media user GoldQaashin, attracted attention from around the world.

One man wrote: “I’d turn that a** into a smoothie when I’m done.”