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These outrageously rude Christmas cards will spice up your festive season

From 'Santa L Jackson' wishing you a "Merry Christmas Mother F*****!" to simply 'ho ho holy s*** I'm hungover'

THESE outrageously funny Christmas cards have caused shoppers to do double takes this festive season.

Some cards use swear words while others play on popular culture and feature twists and puns on traditional Christmas phrases.

Snoop Dogg features on this hilarious Christmas card that reads: 'Where my ho's at?'
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Snoop Dogg features on this hilarious Christmas card that reads: 'Where my ho's at?'Credit: scribbler.com

High Street chain Scribbler has dozens of sweary cards with slogans including 'Merry Christmas Mother F******!' and 'ho ho holy s*** I'm hungover'.

One from the chain, which has 33 outlets, shows a festive bauble with the expletive 'w***er' on it while another shows a hand with the middle finger up.

Others repeatedly use the word 'ho' while another one simply reads 'Merry Christmas, times are hard, here's your f***ing Christmas card'.

A sexually explicit one says 'When I think about you I touch my elf' alongside an image of a finger stroking a Christmas elf.

Willy Ferrell

This shopper had to reread this to make sure she wasn't seeing things
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This shopper had to reread this to make sure she wasn't seeing thingsCredit: Meg Gallacher/Facebook

Winter W*****land

To be presented to anybody who can take a joke or deserves it
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To be presented to anybody who can take a joke or deserves it

Jinglebells, decibels...

Request everybody lowers their voices during this time of reflection
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Request everybody lowers their voices during this time of reflection

Rude-olph

Make sure you write your pal's name in this, not your nan's
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Make sure you write your pal's name in this, not your nan'sCredit: scribbler.com

Santa L Jackson

This time it's Samuel L Jackson either accusing or merely observing your peculiar hobby
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This time it's Samuel L Jackson either accusing or merely observing your peculiar hobby

With every Christmas card I write

Be careful what you wish for this Christmas
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Be careful what you wish for this Christmas

Turkeys Voting For Christmas

Pray the turkeys don't rise up this year
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Pray the turkeys don't rise up this yearCredit: scribbler.com

Finger Claus

A card gifted straight from the wit of Banter Claus
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A card gifted straight from the wit of Banter ClausCredit: scribbler.com

Messiah Complex

Be wary of any party-pooper prima donnas trying to distract from the real reason we celebrate Christmas
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Be wary of any party-pooper prima donnas trying to distract from the real reason we celebrate ChristmasCredit: scribbler.com

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