PET owners can finally talk to their dogs thanks to a bizarre AI-powered collar much like Disney movie Up.

The Shazam pet band speaks back to owners in real-time with human-like responses - and even cracks jokes.

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It's available for cat lovers too.

But the gadget doesn't have the power to read your pet's thoughts.

Instead, the device uses advanced tech to combine sensors, machine learning and data that interpret a pet’s emotions, health needs, and reasoning, according to Personifi AI, the company behind the wild idea.

And the lines aren't quite as intelligent as you may think, as they're all pre-recorded.

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Some 8,000 lines of dialogue have been recorded and there are plans to add more.

Users can choose from 27 personas for their dog or cat, including a fast-talking mafia boss, a lovable goofball, or a witty southern belle.

Beyond the fun features there are some pretty handy safety tools.

For example, it can detect dangers such as rattlesnakes by listening for the sound they make and alerting you.

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It'll also listen out for chomping during meals and track when eating times usually happen.

So, if you accidentally forget or miss a meal, the collar will shout out to remind you.

"The Shazam Band is a game-changer for the bond we share with our pets,” explained John McHale, CEO of Personifi AI.

"We’ve always imagined what our pets would say if they could speak—well, imagine no more.

"Shazam makes that dream a reality, bringing joy, empathy, and understanding into every interaction."

But the gadget - which isn't associated with the Shazam song-recognition app - doesn't come cheap, starting from $495 / £380.

And you'll have to pay a subscription for the best features, at $195 / £150 a year for the feline and "ultra" collars and $295 / £227 a year for the so-called "BrainBoost" service.

There's no subscription fee for the first year.

Britain’s favourite dog breeds

HERE are the top ten dog breeds in the UK....

1. Labrador Retriever
   • Renowned for their friendly and outgoing nature.
   • Popular as both family pets and working dogs.
2. French Bulldog
   • Known for their distinctive bat-like ears and affectionate temperament.
   • Ideal for city living due to their small size.
3. Cocker Spaniel
   • Beloved for their playful and loyal disposition.
   • Excellent companions for active families.
4. Pug
   • Recognised for their charming wrinkled faces and sociable nature.
   • Adaptable to various living environments.
5. Staffordshire Bull Terrier
   • Valued for their courageous and loving character.
   • Strong and muscular build, yet gentle with children.
6. Dachshund
   • Adored for their distinctive long bodies and lively personality.
   • Comes in a variety of coat types: smooth, wire, and long-haired.
7. Border Collie
   • Celebrated for their intelligence and energy.
   • Excellent working dogs, especially in herding.
8. Golden Retriever
   • Known for their friendly and tolerant attitude.
   • Great family pets and skilled in various service roles.
9. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel
   • Cherished for their gentle and affectionate nature.
   • Small size makes them perfect for lap dogs.
10. German Shepherd
    • Admired for their loyalty and versatility.
    • Commonly used in police and military roles due to their trainability.